Maxima van der Voot-Staff Writer
As the Dordt College Science and Technology Center enters its completion stage, the humanities and social science departments have announced their plan to renovate the Ribbens Academic Complex within the next six years.
“We’ve watched the Science Building get steadily bigger and fancier over the past four or five years, and we decided that we’ve had enough,” said communications professor Bruce Kuiper.
“We’re quite bitter about it all. We decided it was time for the humanities to get some special treatment too.”
Usually, college building renovations are reviewed by the administration and the Board of Trustees before receiving approval. In this instance, the humanities and social sciences took the initiative and hired an independent contractor to oversee the project. Funding for this project will be raised by faculty and students in the participating departments.
The planned renovations include the addition of a third story, two skywalks and a 15-foot spire.
“In the end, the Classroom Building will be exactly 30 feet taller than the Science Building and the total project will cost five percent more,” said philosophy professor Mark Tazelaar.
“The administration indicated that the next planned building remodel would target residence halls,” Kuiper said. “That makes sense, based on current enrollment and the state of East Campus, but we really couldn’t wait to get started on our improvements. So, we made a GoFundMe page.”
When the Classroom Building was renovated in 2009, it was equipped with new furniture, projectors, computer labs, a black box theatre and art facilities. These new renovations, however, will add a coffee shop and a screened porch to the building. In addition, one of the skywalks will connect the Classroom Building with West Hall and the other will stretch between the Classroom Building and the Commons.
“The funds will be tricky,” Tazelaar said. “Especially because our donor pool is primarily made up of people who graduated from Dordt with a degree in the humanities or social sciences, but I’m sure it’ll work out in the end.”
“Frankly, I’m not sure the planned improvements are worth the hassle of construction,” said junior social work major Franklin De Aardappel. “I’m a little jealous of all the attention STEM majors are getting, too, but I am not jealous of the racket of construction. Plus, I won’t even get to use the new facilities.”
If you are interested in supporting the renovation project, visit http://www.gofundme.com/arts-rule-stem-drools.
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