Adam McDonald, Editor

Top Ten Questions Asked On Yahoo Questions

I haven’t changed these at all. They are 100% real and are left in their original horribly punctuated form.

10) “How can I prevent Pearl Harbor from happening?”

Best answer: You need a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity to make that happen.

9) “Credit Card stuck in computer? How do I get it out?”

Best answer: Turn the computer upside down and shake it.

8) If you die, what happens to your MySpace?

Best answer:  It deletes itself. You see when you die a little microchip goes off in your brain and instantly deactivates any accounts you may have. They are inserted a few months after birth, everyone has them.

7) How turn computer monitor into mirror?

Best answer: Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray.

6) “Any teenager clubs?????????????????? My family is going to panama city beach next week and my cousins and I want to go to a club. Is there a club open for 13 year olds and up any night at all?”

Best answer: “ha ha ha yea there is. Its called Chuck E Cheese.”

5) How do you get Youtube to come and film you?

Best answer: *facepalm*

4) What is the countrey Canada all about? I was just wundering what they speak there and where that countrey is?

Best answer: Wow, the American education system really is in crisis.

3) Instead Of Simply Worshipping ‘God’, Why Not Worship Godzilla?

Best answer: I choose to worship God because I prefer worshiping real things over movie characters anytime.

2) Why Doesn’t The Earth Fall Down?

Best answer: Because it can fly.

1) Would my cat like the heat from about 15 seconds in the microwave?

Best answer: Try the dryer instead. (Yahoo removed this question from its feed)