Gift statue worshipped as cult phenomenon
Kult Leider—Staff Writer After a particularly low attendance at Chapel last Wednesday, April 4th, Dordt College’s Chaplain Aaron Baart asked students what could have caused such a light turnout. […]
Defenders Dash Away from Deadlines
Matthew Mayhem—Staff Writer Saturday morning dawned bright, early and freezing cold, as per the usual this year. Students anxiously peeked out of their dorm windows and skittered towards the Recreation […]
Core Program institutes mandatory marriage counseling class
Sandy Sanderford—Spicy Hot Staff Writer In big news for people wanting to make that “ring by Spring” a reality, a new Core class, CORE-113(“Marriage Counseling”), is now a requirement for […]
Snapchat Easter egg hunt causes chaos
Anneli Kanerva—Staff Writer In preparation for Easter, Snapchat launched the “Great Snapchat Egg Hunt!” nationwide on their app. To get Easter eggs, the user had to search snapmaps to find […]
Vladimir Putin on the docket for First Mondays
Jenah Steefins—Staff Writer Vladimir Putin secured his spot as the next First Mondays speaker. Billy Graham was scheduled to speak on May 7, but his recent death left the First […]
NAIA threatens cancellation of defender baseball season
Balec Amellop—Staff Writer The Dordt College baseball season has been cancelled. The most recent weather phenomena in the Midwest, known as “Third Winter,” has ruined any possibility of completing the […]
West basement hides secret lazy river
Ima Cawp—Staff Writer The inhabitants of West dorm received an unwelcome email late Saturday night. Several students had been working diligently on their assignments in the basement floor of West, […]
